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phatticuss:

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cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

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Do twins have the same sized dick?

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